Yesterday on my way home from school, I came across this weird fellow who was driving very slow. I was behind him wondering what in the name of God he was up to when he stopped in the middle of the road. I gave my horn a gentle beep and was blown away by this behavior. He began to move again but driving all over his lane. I would say that we are going 5 mph in a 30 mph zone. I am keeping my cool, but I don't understand what the hell he was doing. I thought that maybe he was lost and looking for a street sign. That was not the case. He is out of his mind.
He then started throwing his head back and forth and looking in his mirror. I was getting very annoyed, but still kept my cool. I gave him another little beep and hoped that he would get it together. I could not turn off the road because we were on the bridge. He then started to thrash about and stopped his car on the bridge. At this point I wanted to beat his ass and throw him in the icy river. However, I kept my cool to see what this mad man was up to.
The crazy man drove even slower, if you can possibly imagine, and we made it to the traffic light. All of this took about 10 minutes when in normal opperation takes me only a few seconds. The light turned green but he just sat there like a retard. I blasted my horn out of frustration to tell this unstable butt hole that he needs help. A little road rage, but this jack hole was asking for it big time. Once I got around him, I got the hell away from him.
As luck would have it, there was another light that I had to stop at. He pulled up next to me and was completely off his rocker. He pulled out a banana and was sucking on it like it was a penis. I gave one look over at him and was blown away. The light turned green and I sped the hell away. What is wrong with people? I didn't finger him or anything. I was cool for most of the time except for the big horn beep at the first traffic light. What would you have done?
5 comments:
Wow.
I would have been fuming, for a while, then I would have wondered whether he was suffering some sort of medical problem, and once the banana was fellated, well, then I would have had my mind blown.
Either the guy is truly nuts, or he was just messing with you.
Still blows me away. I think that he was absoluetly bonkers. If he was just messing with me, he needs to get a new hobby. If he does that crap a lot, someone who flies off the handle easily might seriously mess him up oneday.
Indeed.
It's hard for me to read the story and not laugh.
Let me put it in T-Clog context: What if Adam Sandler was in some movie where he was having a bad day, and then took out his frustration by behaving exactly like this guy, from beginning to end. How funny would it seem then, seen more or less from his perspective?
And to think, you're the starched-shirt bit part of the annoyed guy that gets mad and speeds away!
What kind of review would you give that movie? It would be a horror film for sure.
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